Ohhhhh noooo, judging by the screens on examiner Macho Man is seeing the exact same game, yeah! Why don't they contemplate and mentalate a new HUD or at least show off someone elbow dropping a degenerate, yeah.
Macho Man is looking forward to these nice new armours, just need a few more neon colours in them and some mirror shades, and I'm laughin, YEAH!
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OH YEAH I'd show you the coolest weapon but I'm afraid you wouldn't remember it! As the stars and the universe and the planet collide and you hit the ground like a sack of Idaho's finest 'taters YEAH, you'd have never known you got hit by Macho Man's fist!
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OOHHHHHH YEAH! Well nobody is a huge fan of him so why's everyone give a damn! DIG IT!!
Macho Meter detects an XBot envious of the glorious non-FPS on the PS3, yeah! And one thing I can also comprehend and contemplate about this situation we're talking about is where might the critically acclaimed platformers of three-sixtical nature? YEAH!!
Hey, you're alright.
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Of course YOU'D say that! Macho Man is very angry, and the start above will shout and scream but Macho Madness like them will never fade YEAAHH! DIG IT!
Yeah, I believe you're one of the first reviews out. YEAH.
Let me tell ya somethin about these world war games, they're totally over played, over done. Who the hell gives a crap anymore? OHHHH YEAH! BRING ON THE WRESTLING GAMES, cause that's where it's at.
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Oooooooooo yeaah, I'm back. Let me tell ya something about these Harvest Moon games: Macho Man has a Macho Mad time playin these games, YEAH and I gots no idea why. Sometin real peaceful about plantin some crops. But jesus if Elizabeth tries to tell me which girl to marry again, I'mma be turned right off and who's fault is that, huh? YOURS! DIG IT.
Let me tell you something about this Little Big Planet. About a year ago a bunch of these skinny punks came to me and said "Macho Man, we want to put you in this game with sacks that we're making." That's when I told them, yeah, I said "BOYS, I've sacked a few runts in my day, I'm all in YEAH!" So here were are now and no Macho Man in LBP! Instead you fearers of true greatness, yeah, I'm talkin to all of ya, would rather have some face painted Crapos monkey. Dug.
This video ain't workin for Macho Man, I think it's running scared for ths hills, yeah, just like all the other wimps on this internet space frontier...place. Dig it!
SOMEONE wanna tell Macho Man what all this is about? I know, yeah, I KNOW them RPGs are on the horizon for the consoles but maybe they ought to take the resources that they're wasting dilly dallying on the handhelds like Mean Gene Okerlund or something.... Macho Man is not impressed, WE WANT THEM NOW. DIG IT!
Hey whoa whoa whoa, there tiger. That racist, wimpy, space cadet is in no way ultimate, YEAH. Back in '87 I wiped the floor with his arm tassels. DIG IT
That's a widespread amount of muff if you ask the Macho Man, yeah, with a 5 o' clock shadow to boot. She can't hold a candle to Elizabeth, oh no boys. DIG IT.
Gettin even more excited with every pulse here. Space is the place and this planet seems quite little and quite big and I'm aaaaaalll over that stuff, YEAH! DIG IT!!
Seems Macho Man can only view two teensy weensy little shots on that little cheesball, yeah, I've gotta say I'm just a LITTLE disappointed. Ohhhhh nooooooooooo...
OOHHHHHHHH YEAAAHHHHHH! This is around the fifth or sixth article Macho Man has seen from this site on the subject, YEah. One can only wander and ponder and come to the ultimate conclusion, yeah, that this site, oh yeah, this site just wants more and more hits from hopefulls. Somebody's gotta take the webmaster of that place into the ring, yeah, MACHO MAN is callin you out brother, let's go one on one, yeah, THEN, yeah THEN we'll see if the dream is dead. DIG IT!
OHHHHHHHHHH YEAAAHHHH! And here Macho Man was thinking the PS3 was the place to go, given the RPGs on that there PS1 and PS2, Yeah. Looks like I'm gonna have to come out of retirement to afford myself a RexBox 631, YEAH! AND I'M GONNA HATE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YEAAAAAAAAHHHHH!
I'll tell ya, that album was the best thing I ever did, yeah. You can never have too much appreciation for the sights and sounds that can enter your ear throughout this world, YEAH. Take that Hogan, you'll never rise above OHHHH YEAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!
I can't be lookin good all the time, YEAH but those were the glory days and that's all I can say 'bout that.
Now you might recall a few years back, when Macho Madness was at its prime, YEAH. Real prime, ooooo yeah. Macho Man had his own secret apprentice that you may not know about, YEAH! I'm not about to reveal his identity now, but this game is gonna be STYLIN, OOOHHHHH YEAAAAHHH!!
Get a load of this guy, yeah. Sitting here talking about XBoxes--all you ever do is talk talk talk, yeah! And Macho Man ain't standing for it, you can contemplate all you want, yeah, but you never reach the stars above! I'm livin now and you're livin for good, yeah but one thing I know is that we're all forkin out the $129.99 for no good reason here, YEAH!!
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